they’re just dumb the way i build them.

heck yeah i do the math, fix up the manabase and streamline the curve. i work to create machines of destruction that run on automatic. i balance out the deck in such a way that any one who knows the basics could pilot the deck, heck a monkey could pilot the deck.

i create retard aggro decks.

i don’t want to think when i play aggressive decks, i just want to laugh and play with friends. all i want to do when i play is kick ass with a minimum of fuss and worry, just play whatever cards i get.

an elegant (not overpowered) aggro deck wins in four or five turns. my aggro decks do that but only on excellent draws, it’s no fun to face that each and every time. a game should be fun for your opponent as well.